Hot Flashes

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

#dad jokes game on a whole other level

lkua:

straight white men

umq:

oh.

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

smallherosix:

"You’re gonna need some upgrades."

thahalfrican:

Busted a nut

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But she still suckin

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menthuthuyoupi:

yivialo:

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lmfao

IN CHURCH THO???

mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami