Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
What was going through your mind when you were turning, you know? What were you drawn to? Allison. Okay, nothing else? Seriously? Nothing else mattered.
*Baby starts crying on a plane*
when someone says something mean about you and everyone starts laughing